A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."
The man the myth the well...maybe not a legend. Some say I was dropped here from an alien planet, others just think I'm mad. Either way here I am.
If you have happen to my mind wandering around anywhere, would you be so kind as to give it a kick?